Sunday, August 15, 2010

Penjajah

Bahasa penjajah




Ketika British memerintah Tanah Melayu, seorang petani bermain layang-layang. Tetiba layang-layang tu tersangkut atas pokok. Kebetulan pulak, ada sorang British kat situ.



"Aduih, macam mana nak ambek balik layang-layang tu, errr, eksiusmi sir, boleh mintak tolong?"


"Huh? What?"


"Tolong kait layang-layang atas pokok tu kejap"


"Huh? I dont speak malay"


"Apekebenda dia cakap. Kait, kait, tu, atas pokok tu"


"Huh? Ka-hit? Wowwwww, it's a beautiful thing, what do you call it?"


"I, no inglish sir. You can errrrr......kait, kait?"


"Wowwwwww, ka-hit you say? It's amazing"


"Wow? Apa benda tu? Err...yes sir, kait the wow sir"


"Yes, i knew already, it's called ka-hit, wowwww!!"


"Aku tau la kau panggil tu wow, tolong la kait kejap layang-layang tu!!"


"Wowwwww!!!!!! Amazing ka-hit"


"Ish mat saleh ni, yelah wow, tolong la kait wow tu kejap!!!!"





Mengikut bapak aku, macam ni la wau ataupun nama saintifiknya kite dapat nama.

1 comment:

ken said...

haha.. wow.. =P